The truth that people who work in fashion refuse to acknowledge, in public at least, is that the majority of the clothing being paraded up and down catwalks across the world is absolutely horrendous – the kind of novelty nonsense that could (and perhaps should) get you pilloried out in the real world. However, there are a few key looks from LC:M that will filter their way out onto the high street. I've picked five of these trends out, so you don't have to. Thank me later. Or now. Now is probably better.